Thursday, September 27, 2001

"Islamic law states, 'An eye for an eye.' By that logic, we should destroy one of Osama bin Laden's skyscrapers. Problem is, he doesn't have any, because he lives in fucking underground caves." God bless The Onion.

Sunday, September 16, 2001

Teanna has taken it up a notch. Bravo! Davis also has a fresh new look. Coming soon: Ben Leaf.

Wednesday, September 12, 2001

In happier news, Bob Dylan has done it again. While so many great artists fall into a pit of mediocrity as they age, Bob continues to kick some serious ass. I can�t stop listening.

Tuesday, September 11, 2001

Nothing I can say will matter today.

Monday, September 10, 2001

Just when you think you've seen it all, your dog starts a blog.

As I was driving back to work from lunch (eating a taco and driving with my knees as per usual) today, I had an epiphany. I discovered my philosophy of life, and it�s just this simple: If given a choice between an authentic, top-class Mexican taco and a taco from �The Bell,� I unapologetically choose the latter. No qualms, baby. No qualms. Oh, and say hello to Colleen.

Sunday, September 09, 2001

E A R T H Q U A K E !

Saturday, September 08, 2001

Sarah�s asleep, so I�m watching �The Def Leppard Story� on VH1. For some reason I�ve always been obsessed with their one-armed drummer. I�m not sure why.

Friday, September 07, 2001

I am ALL OVER this (now I just need to convince Sarah).

"Real California Cheese" can kiss my ass. I'm not sure if this ad campaign is nationwide or not, but the basic premise of the spots is that California cows (being warm and relaxed) produce the best cheese. There are some things you just DO NOT mess with, and Wisconsin cheese is one of them.

Wednesday, September 05, 2001

It's Sarah's first day of teaching today! Wish her luck.

Tuesday, September 04, 2001

"Someday, when I make a movie, I�ll write a script with few words, insert some car chases (see Jerry Bruckheimer), and for the finale, blow up the moon."

Bru strikes again.

In other news, join me in welcoming Mark and Adrienne to the Stick Bus fold.

Monday, September 03, 2001

It's back, and under new management! I can't wait to see what you guys do...

Sunday, September 02, 2001

We saw this guy at Barney's last night.